1. The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

leepacey:

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

  1. what i actually said: i forgot
  2. what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

moonblossom:

Someone please take photoshop away from me

moonblossom:

Someone please take photoshop away from me

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

cr.